Party With the Fishes [Beverly Hills 90210]

Beverly Hills 90210, S02 E02: The Party Fish

Last week: Brenda and Dylan broke up, and my heart broke a tiny bit alongside them, and Brandon callously ditched Nat and the Peach Pit for a swanky job as a cabana boy. This week: Brandon plays fast and loose with his employers yet again, and Brenda spends a ridiculous amount of time wearing a heavy wool coat and sobbing for her mommy. Yes, really.

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TV Blog Coalition: May 9-11

Things have been dead quiet around here this week, for which I can only blame my mad work schedule and my own procrastinatory nature. Deadlines just aren’t as much fun if you do all the work ahead of time, after all. Fortunately, the rest of the TV Blog Coalition was doing their usual brilliant job of staying up to date on all sorts of televisual goodness.

  • With her mind fully blown by a Wire actor joining the 90210 spinoff, Buzz asks which actors you’ll always associate with particular characters. (BuzzSugar)
  • Amie shared her thoughts on MTV’s The Hills’ latest episode “No Place Like Home.” (Daemon’s TV)
  • Marcia worried about starlet stunt-casting on How I Met Your Mother and Ugly Betty. (Pop Vultures)
  • Facial Hair or Facial Scare: What do you think of this growing trend and which TV star who wears his facial hair best? (RTVW)
  • Come see why Scooter will be saying “What up Mustafa?” ad nausea for the next couple months. And if that doesn’t wet your appetite, it has to do with something on PBS not named Bob Ross. (Scooter McGavin’s 9th Green)
  • “Fame, I’dols going to live forever, I’dols going to learn how to fly, high!”. Vance notes how this weeks American Idol fit into the lyrics of “Fame” eerily well. (Tapeworthy)
  • While once again obsessed with Lost, Jace remembered why he loves Battlestar Galactica so frakking much. (Televisionary)
  • Once again, TiFaux’s kinky side reared its ugly head as Dan discussed which TV star tattoos were the hottest. Vote on who you think is the hottest! (TiFaux)
  • Tube Talk vents its frustration at ABC for cancelling Men in Trees. (Tube Talk)
  • With the rumblings in the press that SMALLVILLE’S Allison Mack is getting ready to jump ship, this TV Addict thought he’d offer up a word of caution. (the TV Addict)
  • Kate broke down who will be in and who will be out when Project Runway makes its move to Lifetime. (TV Filter)
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Family Ties [Doctor Who]

Doctor Who, S04 E06:The Doctor’s Daughter

This week: The Doctor has a daughter. A perky, somersaulting daughter. Anna is slightly underwhelmed.

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Station Break

Things have been a bit quiet around here recently, I know. I wish I could say it was because I won the lottery and decided to swan off to the Turkish coast for a few days, but alas, that is not the case. Instead, this week is the last big deadline of the year at work, which means 14-hour days and no time to a) write or b) watch TV. It’s horrible, I tell ya.

The good news, however, is that not only is this the last big deadline of the year, but it’s my last year in this job. In two months, I will be returning to a life of academia and the accompanying penury, ensuring that I will constantly turn to this poor, neglected site when I must procrastinate on writing a paper. Plus, I’ll be too poor to do anything else.

Thanks for sticking with PV through the quiet times.

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Back to the Beach [Beverly Hills 90210]

Beverly Hills 90210, S02, E01: Beach Blanket Brandon

Hello, and welcome to Season 2! As you’ll recall, Season 1 ended with an utterly unconvincing fake-out that the Walshes were moving back to Minnesota, which was resolved at the last minute, only to be replaced by a desperate “wait, we’ve been picked up for a second season!” cliffhanger of Brenda announcing to Dylan that she’s “late.” Will Brenda and Dylan become parents? Will Andrea and Brandon get together, or was their one chance spoiled by Kelly’s machinations? Read on!

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5 Great Plot Twists

Sometimes, there is a fine line between surprising the audience with a completely unexpected plot development and jumping the shark, but when a show does it right, the viewers will be discussing it for weeks, and sometimes years, after the fact. I’m not talking about some “Bobby in the shower” kind of plot twist, either. The best twists manage to utterly surprise the audience while still being necessary to the plot. Often, looking back, it’s clear the writers have been preparing us for multiple episodes — even seasons — and we just never knew which clues to look for. Here, then, are 5 great plot twists that spring to mind.

Warning: Spoilers ahoy. Read at your own peril and use the scroll bar liberally if necessary.

5. Lost, Season 3 Finale
Why the twist was great:
The show was treading water, returning to flashbacks we’d seen before and revealing precious little new information — and the viewing figures reflected this. Then, Crazy Drunken Beardo Jack yelled that they had to go back to the island, and everything changed. Since most people thought the show’s focus was simply on whether or not they ever got off the island, no one really thought to ask what happened afterwards. It opened up a whole new element of the story, expanding the show’s possibilities and suggesting a very different endgame than the first three seasons had. Plus, it meant we never had to suffer through another “Kate-on-the-run” flashback again.

4. Dexter, Season 1
Why the twist was great:
After Dexter spent a large part of the first season complaining that no one could ever really understand him, we should have seen this coming: Dexter has a brother, and his brother has the same questionable hobby of hacking people up into little pieces. This is a perfect example of a twist that made absolute sense and only furthered the plots and themes the show had been developing. When Dexter was forced to choose between the brother that wanted him to remain a cold-blooded killer and the sister of whom he was rather “fond,” his choice gave us hope that, perhaps, Dexter was a much nicer serial killer than we’d originally thought.

3. Melrose Place, Season 2
Why the twist was great:
You can find out how old someone is by asking if they remember Kimberly ripping off her wig, because that scene was one of the defining moments of early 90s TV and is permanently ingrained in the minds of everyone who watched. Looking back, it’s hard to pinpoint exactly why. The scene relied on the cheesy synthesized tunes of which the show was so fond, which really should have taken us entirely out of the moment. However, up till this point the show had been an over-the-top relationship drama, more about swapping partners than rediscovering that the girlfriend with whom you’d cheated on your wife had returned from the dead with a horrible scalp scar from brain surgery. When that wig got ripped off, we knew the show was about to rewrite all its own rules, and that was fabulous.

2. 24, Season 1
Why it was great:
Once, many years ago, 24 was a really good series. Now, it’s become something of a parody of itself, with a new! shocking! plot twist thrown into every episode, usually leading to some sort of gaping plot hole through which you could fly a DC-10. There was a time, however, when it seemed like the writers actually planned the season arc in advance and there wasn’t yet an entry in the 24 drinking game for “a mole is found at CTU.” When Nina, Jack Bauer’s co-worker and close friend, was revealed as the mole before shooting Bauer’s wife, the audience was stunned. It was the first betrayal, and the first death of a major character. These days, you may get that every other episode, but there’s no time like the first time.

1. Battlestar Galactica, Season 3
Why it was great:
You knew this would be here, didn’t you? Of course it would be. Although I toyed with the ending of the pilot episode, when cloned Boomer suddenly appeared out of nowhere, it just didn’t have the same emotional impact as the end of the third season. We all knew, or at least suspected, that the remaining Cylons were aboard the Galactica, but perhaps we were hoping that it wouldn’t be characters we actually liked. Also, the viewers expected one, or maybe two Cylons to be revealed at a time, and the show went and dropped four of them on us, all of them with some connection to the remainder of the cast. If that’s not enough, we also have to question the significance of the very Earthly Jimi Hendrix tune. They didn’t actually rewrite the rules mid-show, but it sure felt like they were playing a whole new game.

Embedding is disabled on the YouTube clip, but you can watch it here.

What about you? What plot twists do you remember? And let’s try to keep the comments somewhat spoiler-safe by putting any show titles in bold for skimming ease. Thanks!

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Baked Potatoes [Doctor Who]

Doctor Who, S04 E05: The Poison Sky

This week on Doctor Who: the Doctor saves the day (again), Donna is noble by name and by nature (again), Martha tries to bid farewell to the Tardis (again) and a tertiary character dies so that others may live (also again). Anna is entertained.

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Seeing Through The Invisibles

When I heard that Anthony Head (best known for playing Giles in Buffy) was appearing in The Invisibles, a BBC drama about a retired master criminal trying to go straight and failing, I was cautiously optimistic. I’m a big fan of heist shows, like Hustle, in which clever types plot to steal money in ingenious ways from foolish and gullible rich folk. And although I’ve never been an avid Buffy fan, I remember liking the fact that Head played a British stereotype (stuffy posh bookish librarian type) as sympathetically and three-dimensionally as he could. So I was keen to see what the BBC would produce from this intriguing recipe.

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TV with PV: May 8

It’s that time again: the Thursday night marathon. I’ve been training for several weeks now, and soon I might  be able to do it all in one sitting, if I could only train the cats to deliver snacks between shows.

I was thinking that I should drop Supernatural from the night’s #1 spot, if only for some variety, but then they had to go and give me a zombie episode. Mmm, brains. Plus, Dean is still trying to break the curse, which is rather annoying when we all know he’s not going to hell. (CW, 9:00)

I actually really liked last week’s episode of Lost, though I’m not entirely sure why. Perhaps it was because I was drunk, but more likely it’s due to the various plot elements coming together at long last. They’ve suckered me back in, haven’t they? (ABC, 10:00)

Speaking of getting sucked back in, I’m still enjoying Grey’s Anatomy. God, we’re one of those couples, aren’t we? I bitch about it all the time, but we’re never really breaking up. At least, not this season. (ABC, 9:00)

The Office has fallen a bit on the priority list, though I still like it. I’m a bit worried that Michael is evolving from a clueless, insecure and slightly desperate man into a buffoon. I’m keeping a close eye on the show, just in case. (NBC, 9:00)

Finally, there’s Ugly Betty, which is free-falling on this list. I hate the crazy Renee storyline, I hate the Betty/Gio/Charlie/Henry quadrangle and I hate the pregnancy storyline. But at least I still love Amanda. (ABC, 8:00)

What’s not on the list? Sadly, The Invisibles. Like Plattie, I was underwhelmed by the first episode of the BBC comedy and don’t think I’ll be going back. Feel free to watch for me and let me know if I judged too quickly. (BBC1, 9:00)

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Stunt-Casting Injuries

When I started this blog, I had two specific goals in mind. The first was to create a powerful army of television-addled zombies who would attack NBC honcho Ben Silverman on command. The second was to be the only entertainment blog in the history of the world to never include the names of any drunken, crotch-flashing, fame-addicted starlets of questionable intelligence. I am firm in my belief that they’ll only go away when we stop paying attention to them. While I still have some work to do on that first goal, I’ve been doing pretty well on the second one.

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